Any Asian-import automobile. The term "Rice Burner" is derived from the cars' origin, in Asia, where rice is a very abundant food (it's a starch). In order for a car to qualify as a Rice Burner, it must:
1) Have a 4-cylinder engine, also referred to as a "Four banger"
2) Be of Asian origin, and produced by an Asian automobile manufacturer, such as: Honda, Toyota, Infiniti, Lexus, Kia, Mistubishi, Suzuki, Subaru, Isuzu, or Acura, to name a few
3) Be small and compact, as most Asian imports are
4) Be extremely ugly, as most Asian imports are
5) Have an extremely annoying, and extremely poor-sounding muffler and exhaust system because the cars only have 4-cylinder eninges, which are totally worthless
6) Have a four banger that makes a petty amount of power and torque, that a kid on a bicycle could beat to 20 mph. Here, there is an exception however. The Mistubishi Lancer Evolution, and the Subaru WRX STi are the most powerful Rice Burners sold in the United States. Although they make upwards of 260 hp, and they should be given atleast a little bit of respect, they are still considered Rice Burners because they meet the rest of the requirements, and a car that slips through the cracks of this definition could be devastating to my credibility
Most Rice Burners are modified by their foolish owners. Several owners choose to bolt cheap, crappy parts onto their Rice Burners, becuase they are foolish and they think this makes their crappy car look "cool." These parts can include: even crappier sounding mufflers and exhaust systems that are usually extremely restricitve, abnormally large, useless and overdone rear spoilers, rather ugly body kits that do nothing for the cars' aerodynamics, unproportionally large wheels, often chrome, that can slow the cars' acceleration and lenghten it's braking distance because of the mass of the wheel, underbody neone lights that are illegal in most states to drive with, front wheel drive that is worthless, and last but not least, retarded sound systems that most of the time take up so much luggage space its not even funny, that eat the cars' battery alive, and taht disturb the peace by playing retarded rap and gay person pop because that is what is considered "cool," but is really not because most of today's population does not realize how incredibly awesome Rock is.
1) Have a 4-cylinder engine, also referred to as a "Four banger"
2) Be of Asian origin, and produced by an Asian automobile manufacturer, such as: Honda, Toyota, Infiniti, Lexus, Kia, Mistubishi, Suzuki, Subaru, Isuzu, or Acura, to name a few
3) Be small and compact, as most Asian imports are
4) Be extremely ugly, as most Asian imports are
5) Have an extremely annoying, and extremely poor-sounding muffler and exhaust system because the cars only have 4-cylinder eninges, which are totally worthless
6) Have a four banger that makes a petty amount of power and torque, that a kid on a bicycle could beat to 20 mph. Here, there is an exception however. The Mistubishi Lancer Evolution, and the Subaru WRX STi are the most powerful Rice Burners sold in the United States. Although they make upwards of 260 hp, and they should be given atleast a little bit of respect, they are still considered Rice Burners because they meet the rest of the requirements, and a car that slips through the cracks of this definition could be devastating to my credibility
Most Rice Burners are modified by their foolish owners. Several owners choose to bolt cheap, crappy parts onto their Rice Burners, becuase they are foolish and they think this makes their crappy car look "cool." These parts can include: even crappier sounding mufflers and exhaust systems that are usually extremely restricitve, abnormally large, useless and overdone rear spoilers, rather ugly body kits that do nothing for the cars' aerodynamics, unproportionally large wheels, often chrome, that can slow the cars' acceleration and lenghten it's braking distance because of the mass of the wheel, underbody neone lights that are illegal in most states to drive with, front wheel drive that is worthless, and last but not least, retarded sound systems that most of the time take up so much luggage space its not even funny, that eat the cars' battery alive, and taht disturb the peace by playing retarded rap and gay person pop because that is what is considered "cool," but is really not because most of today's population does not realize how incredibly awesome Rock is.
by Eugene Wahmbat January 5, 2005
Get the Rice Burner mug.1. An early 1990's or fairly late model Japanese (or sometimes European) POS car with more money sunk into it on paint,parts, and bells and whistles than most high class cars that will not fall apart on you. It boggles the mind why some people could buy a new BMW with the amount of money they sink into a car that you can barely find parts for. Freud would say that the decked out cars cover up for other inadequacies in the lives of the racers such as a terrible home life, small genitalia, or both. But with that aside, real rice racers look cool and at least give people somethign constructive to do in the form of bragging and racing.
2. But a rice racer is not a FUCKING CHEVY CAVALLIER WITH A SPOILER ON IT!
2. But a rice racer is not a FUCKING CHEVY CAVALLIER WITH A SPOILER ON IT!
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 10, 2003
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by Jcindicate May 15, 2003
Get the rice chin mug.Little tiny tires and rims that stick out way to far and serve no purpose other than to throw dirt and gravel all over their own cars and others around them. glowing buzzing farting sticker collecting pieces of crap that only go fast down a large hill with the wind at thier back.
by JACOB LAWRENCE February 11, 2004
Get the RICE BURNER mug.the act of rubbing two vagina's together and then pouring milk in between. should make a squishing noise
janet: we had a rice krispie for breakfast this morning!
kelly: oooh can i have breakfast with you tomorrow?
kelly: oooh can i have breakfast with you tomorrow?
by rice man September 5, 2006
Get the rice krispie mug.An omnipotent expression of pure joy or ecstasy. Like the word "fuck," rice cake can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, adverb, preposition, conjunction and interjection. Its meanings vary but are entirely good.
Recently, the expression has also been infiltrating the mainstream media as a popular song lyric. While this upsets the hipsters, it shows the strong impact that crunchy and delicious rice cakes are having on Americans. "Rice cake" has become the anthem of today's youth.
When asked for comment, Justin Bieber replied "Rice cake."
Recently, the expression has also been infiltrating the mainstream media as a popular song lyric. While this upsets the hipsters, it shows the strong impact that crunchy and delicious rice cakes are having on Americans. "Rice cake" has become the anthem of today's youth.
When asked for comment, Justin Bieber replied "Rice cake."
Ginger: "Have you seen Jennifer's Body?"
Fleur: "Are you kidding? I've probably rice caked that movie six times this week."
Ginger: "Did you go to school today?"
Fleur: "Nah man, I stayed home. It was a rice cake day."
Ginger: "That's rice cake."
Everyone: "Rice cake!"
Lady Rice Cake: "I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes.
I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born rice cake."
Fleur: "Are you kidding? I've probably rice caked that movie six times this week."
Ginger: "Did you go to school today?"
Fleur: "Nah man, I stayed home. It was a rice cake day."
Ginger: "That's rice cake."
Everyone: "Rice cake!"
Lady Rice Cake: "I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes.
I'm on the right track, baby,
I was born rice cake."
by onceuponaricecake April 24, 2011
Get the rice cake mug.A non-Asian gay male who is predominantly physically attracted to other gay males of Asian descent, usually significantly younger. Similar to the phenomenon plaguing Asian women in the western world, the "rice queen" objectify, sexualize, and demoralize his Asian counterpart. Vice versa, the Asian male in the partnership internalize this colonial, imperialistic, and racist worldview, and will come to believe that by dating a non-Asian, this will increase his social status within the local gay community.
Oh my gosh, girl, don't even talk to that rice queen. If you sleep with him you've slept with every Asian in this town!
by ProstheticLimbs December 31, 2008
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