Uno Reverse

An ancient artifact wielded by the gods. Can reverse any insult on man. It’s only weakness is the “no u”

Person 1: Ur mom gay.
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse*

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart November 7, 2019

Reverse 69

1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.

1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"

2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."

by Captain Hot Pocket December 22, 2008

Reverse Romantic

A person in a relationship, generally the male, who starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase, and maybe even start years after. Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. A Reverse Romantic would be the opposite.

"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start getting truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. He's a Reverse Romantic!"

by DCinSD May 12, 2010

reverse genie

-when you inhale exhaled smoke
-breathing in the smoke you just let out or someone let out near you.
-the inhaled smoke needs to be thick not "pussy" smoke
-smoke dealing usually with hookah or bongs

person 1: yo check this out real quick
<inhale, exhale thick smoke and inhale it again quick enough to get the smoke back in your lungs>
person 2: wtf was that?!?!
person 1: i pulled a reverse genie
person 2:.....baller status

by Ener V October 14, 2009

Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk

Whe a girls legs are up over her head, the male standing facing away from the woman, bounces up and down and the penis is inserted with vigorous thrusting movements.

I would like to give you a flying meat reverse tomahawk baby, you'll orgasm for hours.

by Clucth Haskins November 6, 2007

reverse mortgage

To ram one's fist up the ass of a midget and hold it aloft victoriously, wearing the midget on one's hand like some fleshy oven mitt.

Willy: Do you watch that show "Little People, Big World?"

Stevus: Yeah, it rocks!

Willy: I wish I could guest star on it so I could give them all the reverse mortgage.

by Nugent J. Niggington December 16, 2008

Paul Revere

The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.

*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*

Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"

* hi five ensues*

Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....

* Brief period of confusion...*

Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."

Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."

by boners mcgee November 18, 2009