retardedfork

much like a fork but retarded. also available in mini size

spork and his friend minispork

by mrjimmeh November 28, 2003

retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.

Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!

by Matt January 15, 2005

Retarderate

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.

My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.

by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011

Retarded

Jake paul

Jake Paul is retarded

by Oogaboogamihga February 8, 2018

POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.

by Pwnado13 March 26, 2009

fucking retarded cunt

A fucking dumbass with no fucking life

That guy is a fucking retarded cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 31, 2021

hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.

Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by bloodchills July 21, 2010