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retard

1. Inappropriate name calling usually used by children or immature human beings who have no clue what it would be like to be born with a developmental disability.
2. A person who is born with a developmental disability.
The older brother says to the younger brother after making a mistake and missing a goal on Wii NHL 2010, "You're such a retard!". OR Creating a Mii character on Wii with the most uncommon human characteristics possible and naming it "retard".
by javalou March 29, 2010
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retarded

A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.

The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.
"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."
by M Rockwell January 30, 2007
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RETARD

a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.
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by elldeejay April 14, 2009
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retarded

Being fucked on Ketamine, but not so fucked that you're in a k hole. Basically, you feel like a floating head, as you can't feel your body, and get confused by everything such as cups and chairs. You start to walk and dance in a very bizarre way, and everyone around thinks you're an escaped mental patient.
I got well retarded last night! It was well funny!
by mr retard August 26, 2007
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retarded

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.
I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.
by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003
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retarded

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"
by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010
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retarders

annoying pub newbs in subspace that like to talk crap.
people that are called retarders are the people that have been playing for one day and talk crap in subspace the almight 2dspace ship game...
by AndrewA September 11, 2006
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