satnav reliant

When you follow your satnav even if it's taking you the wrong way.

Guy 1 - Dude, you're going the wrong way!
Guy 2 - Nah man, it's fine, i'm just following the satnav.
Guy 1 - You're so satnav reliant!

by MattIOW December 7, 2009

dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.

Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.

by CountLebula May 10, 2010

office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011

Booty relish

The condiment of choice for eating a girl's booty like the groceries. Whether it be mustard, crushed Oreos or Nutella.

I tongue punched this girl's fartbox last night and inhaled like 900 calories of booty relish. Time to hit the gym.

by HawkMech81 August 1, 2016

Anti-religiosity

(n) White House advisor Kellyanne Conway's grammatical and syntactical faux pas for sentiments held by those who are opposed to a religion of some kind.
See Anti-Religion

The anti-religiosity in this country, that it's somehow in vogue and funny to make fun of anybody of faith, to constantly be making fun of people who express religion — the late-night comedians, the unfunny people on TV shows, it's always anti-religious.

by MochaKemosabe October 29, 2018

Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019