Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.
I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!
by ExcelsiorSeer November 09, 2017
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Interphonal relationship

When two partners in a relationship have different brands of phones.
My wife has a Galaxy and I have an iPhone. It's an interphonal relationship, but we make it work.
by jacejr829 April 03, 2016
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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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jagged relationship

an up-and-down, on-and-off again type of relationship
if you are in a jagged relationship, especially if you are the dominated party, you should be asking yourself whether or not that particular relationship is right, or maybe even harmful, for you.
by Sexydimma September 28, 2013
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Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but good dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I really like him but I think I’m not ready to settle down so quick so looks like I’ll have to be in a commuted relationship.”
by Zelley August 23, 2023
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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 20, 2023
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relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them
I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security
by G-unit Girthy February 18, 2019
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