What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017
Get the You Look Like a Runnermug. Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
Get the runner's whipmug. by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021
Get the spectrum runnermug. by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 20, 2024
Get the The Maze Runnermug. A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.
by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017
Get the runner bangmug. by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020
Get the Covid Runnermug. by Nothingness1968 November 8, 2018
Get the Front runnermug.