Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."
Richard: "..."
Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
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Get the Reject mug.When you have a lot of time on your hands, and you don't want to dread over your existential angst, you buy time by being more verbose and conveying a simple concept in elaborate terms.
"I reject" is such an alternative for "No"
"I reject" is such an alternative for "No"
by theGodWithManyWords April 24, 2021
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by Okokok123 February 26, 2020
Get the Rejected mug."I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own mug.1: "I'm an Urban Reject, therefore I'm finally putting an end to urbandictionary.com"
2: "All my life, I believed I never copied what anyone does... and that I could do my own thing. But here I am... updating myself to the newest slang fad... God I'm such a hypocrite. Therefore... I'm closing the book on urbandictionary.com"
2: "All my life, I believed I never copied what anyone does... and that I could do my own thing. But here I am... updating myself to the newest slang fad... God I'm such a hypocrite. Therefore... I'm closing the book on urbandictionary.com"
by foolwicked August 30, 2010
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