harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Potter

nickname for the person everyone knows.
Down-to-earth, chill guy

Yo potter definitely owned the pong table last night, i wonder if he remembers it?

by Darksyde73 September 25, 2008

Potterhead

A person who loves/obsessives over Harry Potter.

Potterhead requirements
~read all books at least twice
~seen all movies at least twice
~spends countless hours online looking at Harry Potter stuff
~has the the deathly hollows symbol all over their stuff.
~has immense knowledge of the books/movies/actors/characters
~reads/writes fan fiction (this varies on the level of Potterheadness)
~Makes Harry Potter references Always
~Are often with some form of Harry Potter related thing
~Ofen use British slang (smashing, git, prat, bloody ect.)
~Are Bloody AMAZING!♥

Potterhead #1~ OMM! (Oh my Merlin) I just L♥VE Hinny!

Potterhead #2~No, no, no. Harmione is the best ship. Kay?

Potterhead #3~ Fat chance. Romione is perf

Non Pottethead~ What is Hinny, Harmione and Romione?

Potterhead #1&2&3~What?

Now you quickly act like you exactly what these Ships are and walk away slowly.

by Potterheadchick April 11, 2014

Harry Potter Dyke

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.

Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

carly patterson

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010

harry potter

a highly overrated book about kid who realises he is a wizard and goes off to a boarding school called Hogwarts.He has two best friends called Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.He also has an owl called Hedwig. i've read 5 of the books and honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.

'oMgZZZZ the new HArry P0tter b00k c0mes 0ut s00n,i'm g0nna wait in the rain 0vernight s0 that i can get the first c0py LOL!!!1!!!!1one!!1!1!111!'
'why not just go tomorrow,it's still gonna be on sale..'
'STFU!!11!1!!I l0ve HArry POtter!!1!1!1!!one11!'
me:*bangs head against table*

by laylaMUFFIN September 11, 2007