sex poker

Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.

A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.

by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009

strip poker

when playing poker, who ever loses a round has to take off his/her clothes. the person who gets naked first, loses.

Lets play strip poker.

by nikki December 14, 2004

poser emo

A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.

by joe725 November 14, 2007

Poser Goldfish

Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.

Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!

by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 27, 2007

Poser Hippie

A Girl who shops at rue 21 who buys shirts that say give peas a chance or flashes hippie signs who doesnt do drugs or know who any people in the hippie movement are.

Look At that retard she buys gay jelly braclets and hippie t shirts...Wow what a Poser Hippie

by ur moms dads step dads testees August 22, 2009

pober

Being porn free; Not being under the influence of pornography. Going a period of time without looking at porn.

"Dude, I've been pober for three days now. I feel so proud of myself"

by L5e5m5 January 5, 2009

Online Poker

Bad players that play very weak hands and win.

My friend just got beat with pocket aces against 4, 2 offsuit on online poker.

by Michael Bennett April 10, 2008