Pork and Beans

A term to describe a Happy Shopper, or Betty Both. One who bowls from both the Pavillion and the members' end. Half rice, Half Chips.

'Birthdays:David Bowie, formerly Pork and Beans, now just beans, singer, 56 today' ('The Times' Jan 8th, 2003)

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Pulled pork

The act a women pulling of a guys dick with her mouth

He got pulled porked

by Smokey 363637 April 24, 2016

pork the core

South African for "Park the car".

Johan: Look there's the gorden morket. Can you pork the core?
Hansie: Yah, but eats getting dork and it might be hord to find a core pork.

by Geez whack December 4, 2021

Pork Fuck

A person who is generally a dickhead, but a more extreme insult.
Especially effective if they're fat.

Duuuuuude, Jake Gylenhall is SUCH a pork fuck!

by T-Phalange April 12, 2011

pork trough

the act of 2 fat bitches (women resembling swamp donkeys) 69ing the hell out of each other.

guy1: jim got in the middle of a particualy nasty pork trough last night.

guy2: r.i.p. jim...

by ihatefatbitches January 25, 2011

Pork Cup

Stimulating your ballsac with suction acupunctural therapy

Jack got blue balled too hard, so he had to get a pork cup to relieve himself

by Cr67 September 19, 2017

pork-eye

The look in someone's eye after some close to them is killed and they have to keep the going forward without time to grieve.

Rhett had a bit of the pork-eye, not too sure about Link though...

by Andhrímnir April 17, 2023