Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian

omg isabelle you asian ping pong

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

Pong noggers

That slap feeling when something sucks REALLY bad

Man I have to work a double today and I gotta realy shit. Today is just a pong noggers day

by Argon1000 August 6, 2020

Ping pong

A simple sport that requires good hand eye coordination fast movement usually a two player game.

She is playing ping pong on her own

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

PONG

A water bong used for smoking meth (typically called p in New Zealand)

Hey Nick, Where's the pong at? I wanna puff!

by AntisocialNZ September 9, 2020

Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.

Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!

by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020

poofter ping pong

Is another term for Australian Football League or AFL.

"What are you watching?"

"AFL"
"Oh poofter ping pong ya mean?"

by messie October 24, 2020