pocodot

some stupid company that has been making fake youtube accounts to advertise on popular videos. Its crap dont fall for it. All they want is for you to make an account that you cant delete so they can spam you forever.

xXgodferXx: OMG Bruno Mars is gay?????? Find out more on his pocodot!

Me: Dude shut up and stop trying to spam ppl!

by OMGitsAJM March 2, 2011

brocus pocus

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

by prettypityparty November 26, 2006

the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.

"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"

by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013

pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'

Whoa! check the pocket hottie!

by the truth May 13, 2005

pocket mail

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

by terribly talmage February 21, 2008

Pocket Boyfriend

Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.

boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*

by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010

Actin outta pocket

Phrase used for when someone is acting out of line.

Friend: Yo, I saw your girl kissing another dude.

You: Man, that hoe actin outta pocket again!

by El Bori November 9, 2017