pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.

Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now

by Cora :) June 16, 2020

pineapple nigga

A hawaiian nigga

Obama is a pineapple nigga

by ChillyMcNilly1 May 17, 2022

Box of Pineapples

A term of comparison or description of a person or group who appear(s) to be largely unqualified for the task they are preforming.

You'd be better off to replace the bean counters with a well trained box of pineapples and some slide rules.

I sent a box of pineapples to the supply closet half an hour ago and they just came back with a mop. We have carpeted floors.

The IT team is basically a box of pineapples with opposable thumbs and a knack for losing passwords.

by Frank Shelly November 26, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.

Those are some tall pineapple hairs!

by Despah June 16, 2020

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are that green stuff on top of a Pineapple.

Made by Anix, published by his fan.

The pineapple hairs on the top of pineapple are green

by Anix Fan222 June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs: pointy little pain in the butt hairs that’s apart of a pineapple
Creator: Anix

Sub to him

The top of spongebob’s house is called pineapple hairs.

by Da anix fan June 16, 2020