Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰

"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."

by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024

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Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

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Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 11, 2023

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Luck of the Pinch

1. When different highs are attained from smoking out of the same stash.

2. When you pinch from the stash and it seems a little stronger than usual, or has a different effect than the last time.

"Hey man I got really high last night.."
"Yeah I know, me too.. and we didn't even smoke that much."
"Ahh.. luck of the pinch!"

by katrell87 December 25, 2008

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Pinch

Getting shalllocked by 60 men from behind

I thought I was gonna win color war but then they pinched me.

by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023

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Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

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