1 percenter

A club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a bleeding pussy.

See that dude over there? He's a 1 percenter!

by NwYkMk July 12, 2006

peacheasy

A man who enjoys eating peaches so much it's become easy for him. He's also fond of the thought of the dirty sanchez and makes most of his money by babysitting pussy shit 45-year old kids at his work. His life is good, but could be even better with a certain woman on his side. He's also known as The Danny and any kind of apple product, especially a mac, will give him a very large hard on. He's very loveable and is very good in bed.

I saw peacheasy down at the apple store the other day. He looked like he was having a mindgasm.

by B-rad F December 10, 2008

Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.

I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!

by CJBrimson January 7, 2021

percey

Geek; a little kid.

She's percy.

by Modge June 22, 2003

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006

Peaches

a really nice way to compliment someones butt

that girl over there has some nice peaches

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011

Perception

Entitlement to be wrong.

Only those who use the word "perception" as a stance are those who fail to apply skepticism; unwilling to admit that they do not know.

Perception is everything.

by The Scapegoat July 4, 2017