pearl tie

When a man masterbates and ejaculates on himself all the way up to the neck creating a tie of sperm down said man's chest.
Think pearl necklace, but for men.

Damn! I gave myself a pearl tie this morning!

by Daniel Francis Haber February 19, 2008

pearl earing

When A guy Cums on his girlfriends ear.

omg, tanner gave me a pearl earing last night!

by fallenxangelxx December 22, 2008

Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 23, 2014

pearl necklace

To "play pearl necklace" is to turn your perfectly innocuous conversation into something that could sound incredibly filthy, just at the time when someone comes into earshot, then observing their reaction and deriving much hilarity thereof. Derived from the original and most popular catchphrase to use when playing.

*waiting for the bus*
CheShA:"...So you comin out tonight? I fancy getting cheggers"
*bus arrives*
Tido:"Yeah, I reckon. Where you fancy going?"
*bus door opens*
CheShA: "...So then I gave her a pearl necklace.... 2 to town please Mr Bus driver"
Bus Driver: "....!!"

by CheShA March 2, 2005

pearl necklace

a male species of human prefrebly uper class ejaculates around a womens neck producing a white pearl necklase

that pearl necklace looks wonderfull on you dear

by Patoola the grey December 22, 2004

Pearl necklace

When a guy takes his extremely long penis and places in inbetween a woman's extremely big breast's and cums on her neck so that it looks like a necklace.

Last night Dave gave me the biggest pearl necklace ever! I loved it! And his penis was HUGE!

by Urban_Sex_Machine July 28, 2008

Pearl Girl

-A female attending Mary Baldwin College. Usually prepared to fight to keep the college from going co-ed.
- A Boldly Baldwin Woman.

- "Pearl Girls, tonight we dine in HUNT!"

by PearlGirl12 December 16, 2010