Paige Smith

A Fatass who always gets on your fucking nerves and is a pussy and bitches about everything and then spills personal info to everyone and she calls it tea like the whitest bitch in the universe

A bitch name mya jackson: have anymore tea sis?
Paige Smith: yasssssss
Me: kys paige ur a fat bitch

by ArianaGrandeConcertInMancheste April 5, 2019

Paige story

A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.

Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...

Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.

by moonbeamsexypants January 12, 2009

paige lee decker

the bestest girlfriend ever and i love much more than she loves me and magic shit happens to me wheever i see her

i love paige lee decker

by Paigey's boy July 27, 2014

Paige Meliment

A word used to describe a major mistake, often when the mistake could have been easily avoided.

"Damn dude, you really pulled a paige meliment by missing that lay-up"

by Weasel boi November 24, 2018

Paige M

A really cool uncommon celebrity who I think is really cool and I would do anything to meet. She is a songwriter and she loves Bo Burnham and it would be really cool if I met her.

Me: Paige M is so cool, she deserves a chance to meet Bo Burnham.
Bo Burnham: I know, Right?

by your friend schnipper October 22, 2019

paige barker

A girl who swallows pure saussage but makes up for being a sket with her nice bum.

I meeting a paige barker later

by shimskyi September 14, 2016

paige witwicki

Paige a kick ass girl that any guy would be lucky to have is sweet kind and is friends with everyone so never let a Paige go or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Dam did you see Paige witwicki today she is looking really hot man.

by Pie us goid February 13, 2017