by X3n April 3, 2006

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.
by 21JY August 27, 2025

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

by Scooby-do November 20, 2017

Me and my friend Alex took turns 'puppeteering' some passed out chick last night.
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puppeteering rape consensual unconscious tits pussy assholes ass
by KnottyBoy January 15, 2016
