Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

Suculant Plant

Vagina, Pussy

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.

by h 2.0 August 30, 2019

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021