Rusty Dutch Oven

When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.

Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.

by xpartofitx January 17, 2012

gotta light the oven

To take a massive shit.

Yo i gotta light the oven.

by Thyun March 19, 2011

crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.

I made a crusty Dutch oven last night

by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019

Trucker oven special

A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.

Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!

by MM5.0 May 13, 2018

Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.

I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.

by ffemtroberts April 20, 2018

Fish sticks in the oven

When a female has her hand in her crotch.

"That girl is walking around with her hand down her pants. She's got fish sticks in the oven."

by Pinklesbian March 16, 2022