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Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
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organic lunch

Organic Lunch is another saying for Blow Job. It can be a flirtatious saying that can be used in the workforce without being obvious. Todays version of "Let's do coffee".
What did you do for lunch Mary? "I had am organic lunch".

-or-

Are you watching your carbs Mary?
by William Kosagi January 11, 2008
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organ kicker

When a man sticks his foot up a girl's ass so far that his knee is engulfed in her anus. He then procedes to move his foot around inside of her body.
casie got such a bad organ kicker that she started bleeding internaly.
by BDK. May 25, 2011
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organ music

“I heard you two playing some organ music last night, can you keep it down, I'm trying to sleep."
by 22INCHCOCK November 14, 2013
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Orgasm Torture

When a partner makes their partner (typically female) orgasm excessively until it's no longer pleasurable but painful. Typically used as a form of punishment with some bandage involved.
"Bruh I used orgasm torture on Shelly last night, she wanted to rip my head off."
by Picmic1111 July 28, 2021
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either/orgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of making a decision.
I'm fairly certain James just had an either/orgasm while he was deciding who he liked more, Kimmy Gibbler or Waldo Faldo.
by forevertwelve September 21, 2009
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geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.
At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.
by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013
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