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craig-ified

you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!
by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022
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Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.
Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.
by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021
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Farmer Craig

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.
by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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Jenny Craig, Inc.

Jenny Craig, Inc., often known simply as Jenny Craig, was an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
In 2002, Jenny Craig, Inc., was acquired by MidOcean Partners, a New York and London-based private equity investment firm, and ACI Capital, a New York-based private investment firm
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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:craiging

:craiging A.K.A. what is: to create an Autobiography within the day in time of when to time travel too mainly starting from the first computer that is of the we the people of common+sense Internet to simply say that Taking all the yesteryear autobiographies and adding it up to the days autobiography, where you can pick any day within the time frame of. You know, people having use of the Internet that have even the level of the electronics of a voicemail... ... To simply say Craig. Inc is to autobiography yourself in the modern day time, with the knowledge of what is knowing that all the autobiographies done today, regardless of their done with electricity or by hand. We'll never. Ah be outmatched. The yesteryear autobiographies that were written by hand. And all the biographies that were written by hand, Will simply never add up to the day that you pick of the modern+day age of autobiography. Or biography, yourself. Or another is that of what means to :craiging
I was :craiging to my mom/mother/mommy, over the voicemail of their smartphone (dumb phone as IAM smart, being that IAM part of who created such matter of Outside means of telekinesis, outside oneself empowerment of our To be able to use regular old, the original technology, the OG, by which is what telekinesis of the mind within the humanoid body of life, living life in and of itself.)
by Craigvalue nova June 22, 2022
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Craig

Any adjective to insult someone.

Originated from CritzCraig on Overwatch.
What a craig
by Gillton June 22, 2020
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