Penis

the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.

hey did you beat your wife Kyle

no i beat my penis more then my wife Chad

by PS4 queen August 29, 2019

Penis

A large bodily object that BLACK PEOPLE I REPEAT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE

I’m black with a large penis

by Kenny from South Park December 12, 2018

Penis

Yours is tiny

You have a small penis

by Dinomitedragon September 24, 2019

Penis

The reason you exist.

Kid: "So how did You make me daddy?"
Dad: "With my penis you fat thug"

by user0 June 8, 2018

Penis

Something the ladies like 😉, between there legs.

'That Logan lad has a penis over 6"'

by Foxo Escabaro May 4, 2020

Peni

The singular word for a penis

Ouch my peni!

by Brian And Paris November 24, 2019

Penis

A long pointy thing

His penis went through his pants

by Elmosuckspenis March 27, 2019