November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"
"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 05, 2019
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November Juliet

A military slang word for coffee. November stands for the letter "N" and Juliet the letter "J". The letters NJ would be short for the words "Nigger Juice". Which is given because of the coffees dark apperance.
Damm, killing all that Hadgi sure did make me tired, better make a cup of some November Juliet
by Slovich August 13, 2008
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November 8

No self deprecation day. You’re not allowed to say anything harmful to yourself, give yourself a few compliments while you’re at it, you deserve it. :)
Friend 1: I’m actually a great person
Friend 2: What’s gotten into you? You’re never nice to yourself.
Friend 1: It’s November 8th, no self deprecation day.
by haveagreatday:) November 08, 2019
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November 3rd

National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day
Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...
by ShrekIsLiveLaughLove February 19, 2020
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november 30

nov 30th is a day to smack as many ass's as possible. the guidelines are that u have to smack all ass's no matter how large or how boney. go smack some ass my children. the count begins!
"fuck it's november 30th"
"oh shit, turn around, show me ur big booty" *smack*
"ok now turn around" *SMACK*
"sheesh girl, now let's smack his booty ahagsghagshaa"
by your mum1 October 18, 2021
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November 24

Give your sweatshirt to your girlfriend or random girl
Yo it’s November 24 you know what that means give your sweatshirt to her
by 69$$$$$oopiand November 24, 2019
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november 17

sarah: why did u post those pictures of me
me:duh it’s november 17th
by xxahaahax November 18, 2019
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