Skip to main content

Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
mugGet the Note-per-time mug.

slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.
Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.
by Partsdriver July 17, 2022
mugGet the slacker notes mug.

Half Note

The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.
James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."
by owjiefi0 October 22, 2023
mugGet the Half Note mug.

Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021
mugGet the Van Notee Special mug.

Bum-noting

When you use a plastic bum pillow to surf the snow!
I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good! xD
by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024
mugGet the Bum-noting mug.

Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Wow Death Note is really weird
by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Death Note mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email