Noah

A derogatory word meant to make peoples precious feelings hurt and make them cry out of their buttholes. Can be used as an adjective, a noun and a fruit.

You're Noah's so fat he has his own zip code

by pablo sanchez666 April 8, 2011

Noah

Gaylord he's a bitch and should die in a hole fuck off Noah

Dude you look so gay you look like a Noah

by The real urban dictionary 69 6 August 10, 2016

Noah

A gay child that has no friends and is anti social. He is also a complete meme and anti social. He has shit hair and his voice sounds like a cat dying. They often go to crap schools and are garbage at sports. And don't even get me started on how he can't talk to girls.

Do you just get rejected you must be a Noah

by That one fggt June 19, 2017

Noah

A fucking cheating ass hoe w a short stubby dick

Ew you’re dating a noah?

by Dontfckwmehoe November 9, 2019

Noah

A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small”

by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019

Noah

cunt bitch

hi cunt bitch eat me out baby. no i only eat cunt because i am a bitch. noah means cunt bitch asshole slut bag faggot

by cumdrinker hoe May 19, 2019

Noah

This kid in my school who broke my bffs heart.

Not Noah he doesn't have a good reputation with that.

by Skillzthegoat December 4, 2019