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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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Sean Problems

When everything you touch turns to shit. No matter the time of day, occasion or task at hand. Something will go catastrophically wrong.
I bought a new car and within ten minutes all hell broke loose and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas Tree. Can’t even get a new car without Sean Problems cropping up.
by ManFlesh3991 February 16, 2024
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Morality problem

What CNN currently has
Apparently it was discovered that CNN has a propensity to hire men who have a history of sexual morality or misogyny violations. It doesn't matter if it's Jeffrey Toobin, Chris Cuomo or John Griffin, it certainly is a morality problem imho.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2022
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Problem

Again that's only an assertion.
Hym "There's more evidence that you're a retarded bitch than there is that I'm an actual problem."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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running from your problems

Person 1: can I ask you something?
Person 2: runs away.
Person 1: wtf I was gonna ask for directions.

And that a exmple of running from your problems if your

antisocial
by Danny Devito’s sidekick February 12, 2018
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Problem Solver

Someone who creates problems in order to be called a problem solver.
Adelaide made a big deal of each challenge in order to save the day and to be considered a chief problem solver. Also, she wears too much lula roe.
by Bahahaha4-1 October 13, 2018
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Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.
A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.
by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023
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