by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023
Get the parental problemsmug. A phenomenon in the Super Mario 64 speedrunning scene in which the runner Suigi holds all major world records across the five core categories — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star — raising concerns about competitive stagnation and the sustainability of the game’s speedrun meta.
Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.
By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.
By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
“This isn’t just a sweep — it’s the Suigi Problem. There’s nothing left to beat.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
by joeyishna October 3, 2025
Get the the suigi problemmug. Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
Get the Old Man Technology Problemsmug. Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?
Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
Get the Heart Problemsmug. by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
Get the Problemsmug. Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.
by badassgirl February 20, 2011
Get the Looking Problemmug. When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems
by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019
Get the first weeb problemsmug.