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Jared

A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it
Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!
by Diabetic surgeon October 15, 2019
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Jared rupert

A fuckin beast ass nigga u shouldn't fuck wit but he hella dope thou he a pimp ass nigga who hella chill fuck wit me
Aye theres Jared rupert he hella bomb or yo there's the nigga Jared rupert
by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018
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Jared

Did you see Jared I heard he has the biggest dick.
by Your dad's mom November 5, 2020
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Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.
Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."
by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021
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Jared

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.
by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017
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Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.
Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.
by Directx420 October 16, 2019
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