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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch 

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch 

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

Sonia on the Nintendo 3DS 

Dumbass. Needs to upgrade to a switch because the 3DS is shit.
Person 1: Ew it's Sonia on the Nintendo 3DS, can you believe she still has one?
Person 2: Yeah why don't they upgrade to a switch already the 3DS is garbage

personal nintendo advisor 

An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
Cable's out. Internet's out. The ! $#@ we do? NINTENDO. Consult our personal nintendo advisor!

Super Nintendo World 

A Mario theme park in Japan that has Power up Bands which let you punch blocks
Me: I really want to go to Super Nintendo World! But it's soooo expensive...
Someone else: It's unrealistic. Just pie in the sky.

go nintendo 

A euphemism for vigilante justice, when filters may delete one's message. Inspired by Luigi Mangione
My corporate landlord is doubling my rent. I think I might have to go nintendo on their CEO
go nintendo by manjeeowny mario February 8, 2025

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