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J-net

Abbreviation for the name Janette, meaning super cool human. Fun, strong, reliable, kind and thoughtful. Good thinker and stable character. Loves to dance, tell ridiculous but true stories, laugh with friends and drink gin. May be partial to a unicorn, rainbows and being called Janice!
Hahaha J-net I’ve just wet myself you’re so funny!
by Louch July 25, 2018
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net on the fax

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax
by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009
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Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub .
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 14, 2008
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net

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.
by sumbodyudontknow March 3, 2021
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NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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Glenn Net

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net
by RealSikon September 5, 2021
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