Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022

sticky note guy

Slang in NC for Child Rapist

Did you hear about Steve the Sticky Note Guy who got arrested for what he did to Maxwell?

by SoggyNuts2345 October 1, 2019

Note-Tipping

Reading your revision notes right before an exam and when the exam starts, write down all the useful things from the notes onto the exam paper itself for reference.

Person 1: How did you get so high on the test?
Person 2: Oh, I just tried out Note-Tipping!

by paperarrow March 15, 2019

Charlie note

A rolled up note used for snorting a certain white substance

Dave gave me a rolled up Charlie note used for snorting my bag

by Myleftfoot1 January 25, 2025

Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 8, 2024

This Is Going In The Note

When someone wrongs you or says something so terrible that it's going to go in your suicide note. Could also be used to say it's going in your will as to why they won't get a cent.

I can't believe you just said that to me, this is going in the note. I'm not joking, I can't even share this with my therapist.

by sera proto April 29, 2025