nerily

The opposite of "verily"; Very much not so.

"Dude, have you started your thesis yet?"

"Nerily."

by espire October 12, 2008

Nerd Terms

EXTREMELY overused words. Most of which are 1337(leet?)speak terms, cliched insults that make people want to scream, and words that nerds use a hell of a lot.
Nerd Terms are extremely annoying, because almost everyone uses them, and because they are just plain bad disses, etc.
And now, Nerd terms have become part of the english language because of a bunch of nerds, and peer pressure, turning nerd terms into a pandemic.

Bob: (on cell with girlfriend) Wait! Don't dump me! Please!
(girl hangs up)

Nerd 1: PWNAGE!!!
Nerd 2: R3J3CTED
Nerd 3: R0TFLOL
Nerd 4:Oh!!! Diss!
Nerd 5:Burn! You need some ointment for that burn!
Nerd 6: Hope you brought yo plate, cuz youz just got served!!!

Bob: I swear I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass, y'all.

Nerd 7: (to the other nerds) /oh, Über PWNAGE!!!! Biatch!

Joe: Bob get the hell outta there before thos Nerd Terms get into yo system, Biatch! Otherwise I will PWN YO ASS!

Nerd 7:Diss! (Then get's shot in the ass)

by gmar5 June 6, 2009

Nerd Sanctuary

A room or home that is filled with computers and other cool gadgets. A place where nerds are completely in their element.

A safe, bully-free haven for nerds where no stupid asshole ignoranus is welcome.

That guy's house is a total nerd sanctuary! Did you see all the cool stuff he has?

by nerdsanctuary February 9, 2010

Nervous Coke

while at a fast food restaurant you always get asked what drink you would like with your meal. Nervous Coke, is when you are asked this question, hesitate, and say 'Coke!' in panic

''what drink would you like with you meal?''

''erm...erm...Coke!''

''i didn't want Coke, now i have Nervous Coke''

by memphis&53rd November 30, 2009

nerderoids

term describing the use of illegal video game console modifications by gamers to unfairly boost in-game statistics and display the possession of superior ability and a larger 'virtual penis'.

"Ryan employed the use of performance enhancing nerderoids in order to achieve Level 10 Prestige status in MW2."

by stormriderx April 8, 2010

Nerve Stick

A penis when it's erect.

1. She sat on my Nerve Stick.

by erectatus July 31, 2010

nerche

A person who dresses in a conservative clean cut style once commonly associated with the nerd, but exhibits behaviors more associated with ego-centric douche archetypes.

See Good Will Hunting's "Do you like apples" scene. Blonde guy = nerche.

by Dappered November 9, 2010