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Basically, a completely pointless community website, but WARNING, it's highly addictive. Tom, the Creator, is the equivalent of a god to serious myspacers. There are always countless chain-bulletins about bullshit things. There's the occasional one that makes sense, until you get to the bottom where it says "REPOST IN 5 SECZ OR ELSE U WILL HAV BAD LUCK FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!" or something similiar.

When you first join, its fun. After a while, it becomes a popularity contest, in which you add people just for the sake of having 'friends'. However, there is the occasional person who has a whole bunch of rules like 'Don't repost a bulletin every 5 fucking minutes or I won't add you!' or 'DuNt tYiPe lYkK dDiSz' like they're all that and a bag of skittles.

And then, after about two months, you realize that there's really no point at all. But by then, your probably too far gone to stop. Then again, its given many people a boost in their social lives. Yippee
omgzzzz lyk comment my new pixxx!!!

ii lovve yeww <333: omfg i love you!! you are so freakin sexiiii like omg lets chyll ! blahblahblahblah comment bac or else bitch! like l-o-l
by Idonthave Aname September 15, 2005
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the destroyer of every other possible method for communication
person 1- hey it was cool meeting you, what's your phone number?
person 2- i no longer own a phone. do you have a myspace?
person 1- no phone?????
person 2- who needs one. i wouldnt pick up anyway, i'm too busy on myspace
by ten cents May 26, 2006
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myspace poser

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someone who'll post a picture of themselves on myspace from basically a different era in their lives, i.e. a really skinner period in their lives whereas now they're really fat and barley recognizable. A fake, false, posing individual.
Man, did you see Laura's myspace page?? She used that picture of herself back when she was in high school... Seven years ago and before she had 5 kids!!

Damn, what a myspace poser!!
by cbugg February 3, 2008
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myspace whore

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A 'myspace whore' is a tag given to users of Myspace.com. They spend most of their day posting bulletins that make no sense as well as taking pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirror. They often spend alot on a digicam so that they can take good quality pictures of themselves all day. When taking pictures, girls usually wear big shades and have different colours in their hair, and guys usually have their face covered with hair to appear 'emo'
they then upload them to myspace and post constant reminders to their friends to comment on their pictures.
MYSPACE WHORE: Guess what?!1 I just bought a stones tee from hottopic!11111

Boy: Do you even know who the stones are?

MYSPACE WHORE: NO, BUT WHO CAREZ, I'M A MYSPACE WHORE!1
by Ash JP May 1, 2006
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Facebook's bitch.
seriously, who uses Myspace anymore?
by nxt2yoshi June 6, 2011
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Myspace Fag

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One who is not worthy of being on this planet, one is who can be of either sex sometimes both. One who thinks they are Cool in there own mind when to others a complete other most moron/idiot/slut/loser. Humiliates, self and others around them. One, who you hate for some reason.
I would just browsing when I was bored at school and realized how many people are complete morons, that’s show off stuff or them self’s in a humiliating way. Whether they think they are BIG, HOT, Gangster, or sexy. They or not or are just not really doing justice for them self’s.

Ex: That guy is a total myspace fag does he think he’s big or something what a joke.

There is a Blog about them http://blog.myspace.com/remixgreg
by Big greg July 16, 2008
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Myspace Crush

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Similar to a facebook crush, which means that you like a person and you can't stop checking their profile every 5 minutes to see if they posted a new status about you.
Girl 1: "I totally am myspace crushing on Danny"
Girl 2: "Hmm, can you say stalker?"
by marscharls October 14, 2009
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