Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend she always has your back and is very pretty.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing

by Notanapple23 November 23, 2018

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend the best friend anybody could ask for.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing.

by Notanapple23 November 23, 2018

Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

Murphy

A dude that has a bigger dick than any kid named Tyler.

Oh that Murphy kid has a massive dick.

by Rebels1022 May 04, 2019

Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.

Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!

by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 07, 2021

Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".

One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019