Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 21, 2008

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest

your mums got a saggy minge

by jimbob April 17, 2004

minge fest

a gathering in whitch most of the gatheres are female.

the party was a complete minge fest

by brock February 15, 2004

minge

a delicately scented pissbush with chinese overtones

a portion of minge please with boiled rice and a side salad

by Christian Agbomson December 28, 2003

ming

an attractive asian female.

Bruce: Wow, we should move to Chicago. So many mings.
Brice: K.

by Yuki-san September 25, 2007

minge

The female genitals, a vagina

Can I feel your minge?
How big is your minge?
What does your minge look like?
Can I put my dick in your minge?

by Samwell December 22, 2004

ginger minger

Whats worse than being a minger? Being a ginger minger (on this occasion ginger is pronounced like minger (or singer for those who are unfamiliar with it)).
A redhead who's visual appearance makes you want to vomit.

How drunk was Paul last, pulling that ginger minger? I've seen fish I'd rather snog!

by Boc2 December 3, 2007