minecraft lets plays

cancer

"Minecraft lets plays are cancer."

by Deadass Bee February 12, 2017

minecraft boner

When you get horny when you see a creeper for the first time

WTF I GOT A MINECRAFT BONER ..... I NEED A CREEPER

by R=4321 December 30, 2013

Minecraft

Minecraft is the best game in the world and a cheap alternative to drugs.

drug addict:hey dude wanna do some pot?
minecrafter:get away from me i'm playing minecraft!!!!!

by BUDDERGOD September 9, 2013

Minecraft

An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!

Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.

by ILikeSkunks July 7, 2015

Minecraft

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

by Blinkeredsix8 October 29, 2017

Minecraft

Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some

Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.

by SUSSY MAN XD XD May 24, 2021

Minecraftsexual

A person who loves Minecraft and will do anything for minecraft ,watches Minecraft porn and watches the OG Minecraft YouTubers

“What do Identify as ?”
“I identify as a Minecraftsexual

by Clipclap November 23, 2020