Minecraft 

why did u search this up u know what it is

Jimmy: Minecraft
Bob: yes

Minecraft by ChunkyAlien February 9, 2021

Minecraft 

A man’s game

“Yo jimmy how you so cool?”
“Minecraft”

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Minecraft by Yes_ _ _ February 20, 2021

Minecraft 

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.

Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*

Minecraft by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021

Minecraft 

A gud video game.

Me is mr. meencraft so minecraft

Minecraft by mr.meencraft March 13, 2021

Minecraft 

the best game in the world, in minecraft everything is made out of blocks and there's a lot of things to do as well as survive, build, kill the ender dragon to beat the game, and play with any friends that join you.

Person 1: OMG is that kid playing minecraft!
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.

Minecraft by Destroyer3012 March 18, 2021

Minecraft 

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

Minecraft by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

Minecraft 

Minecraft, a game created by our founding father, Philza Minecraft.

person A; who made minecraft?
person B; Pjilza Minecraft.

Minecraft by EnragedBean March 26, 2021