megumisickomode

megumisickomode

The coolest and nicest person to exist (also great moral support for when you boil your hand on accident) <3

megumisickomode Is so cool.

by CinParade July 8, 2021

megumishandmotions

the best girl out there tbh

person 1- woah megumishandmotions is so cool
person 2- dude ikr

by postraumaticallnighter July 13, 2021

meguminfart

meguminfart fyi kaya ☺️

she is really funny and pretty
she almost never misses 🤫🤫

wait is that meguminfart bro ?
no shit it is who else is that pretty 😂😂😂

by yupmakima July 23, 2021

megumifart

literally the funniest mutual ever. Very interesting and pretty person!! Kaya!!! Also known as notanedater(true)!!!

Hey who is that?!
Obviously the most coolest person ever?! Megumifart!!!

by Ivyschoppa July 23, 2021

megumisfootfungus

they are weird. but they’re cool too

“ hey are you megumisfootfungus on TikTok “

“ how the fuck do you know what I look like “

by megumisfootfungus August 24, 2021

Megumi Kun

Megumi kun, as I like to call him ;) or Megumi Fushiguro, is the best supporting character from the anime Jujutsu Kaisen. He is also my fiancée and we’re the perfect fruity pair (go lgbts!) we are only straight for each other so everyone else can curse themselves to hell.

Hijabi chan: “oh my god he’s so fine can I take a bite of that fruitcake”
Megumi’s Lover (me): “no you whore, Megumi Kun is straight for me and me only #pansexuals unite!”
Megumi: “Sorry hijab.. she speaks truth, I love you megumi lover <3”

by songkangswife September 3, 2021

Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day

Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp

by A4490 September 15, 2021