Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!
my Japanese melons
by yourgrobert May 12, 2022
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 09, 2021
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Melon Farmer

A phrase which typically describes a stupid person, or someone who has just done sonething idiotic.
Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 26, 2020
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Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 09, 2020
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Trans melon

Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.
ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon
by stickhero23 June 05, 2023
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melon soup

Slang term in porn meaning sexual intercourse between several big-breasted women.
"Whoa, I'd like to dip my spoon in that melon soup!"
by hugh5050 April 21, 2010
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Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023
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