do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005

Tickle-Me-Schlong

When your girlfriend is asleep on your bed after a long night of sex, and you wake her up by tickling the hell out of her with your schlong.

Girlfriend: *Snore, SNORE*
You: "Omg stfu"
*tickle her with your schlong*
GF: "Hahahahah, wait, wtf are you doing????"
You: "Ummm... Tickle-Me-Schlong

by Mr. Poppaschlong December 1, 2010

give me some salt

This is what Joe says to provoke his Dad to say, "Fuck You"

Hey, Can you give me some salt?

by therealmatt September 13, 2017

let me smash

Come simon let my homie james smash he really thinks u r fucking cute n come on sex is fun. He just wants to make you feel good

let me smash or i smash u

by DADDY JB September 17, 2020

Would You Settle For Me Sausage?

A phrase used by Kano from Mortal Kombat 11 during opening sequences (Specifically with Skarlet and Sindel )before the fight starts

Kano: Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?

Skarlet: I rather have your blood, Kano.

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

by Crimson Sandwich September 15, 2023

Yum Cum give me some

A women or man who lives for sperm and usually gets knocked up twice a year but aborts it

Jack- Do you want to have sex?
Danielle singing- “Yum Cum give me some”

by StormySan April 14, 2021

My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny

"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring

by Shinkinou October 12, 2022