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Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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Master Hog

A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.

Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.

Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012
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ragdoll masters

A 2-D beat em' up by ragdoll software.
I got to level 20 on ragdoll masters!
by Dthunder September 20, 2008
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Session Master

A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.
by Session Master November 9, 2011
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slatt master

someone who uses drugs without dependance and knows how to use them to enhance wealth, confidence, perspective, and perception of the real world.
slatt master quan lives life to the fullest.
by Slatt Master October 24, 2019
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Rodeo Master

One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.
Rob: "I have AIDS"

Megan: "What the FUCK!?"

*8 seconds later*

Greg:(jumping out of a closet) "You ARE the Rodeo Master!"
by Rodeo Master February 19, 2009
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Jwett Master

A special person who finds different ways to put his whole team on. Everytime the Jwett master finds a new Scam or other ways to defraud a financial scheme for thousands of dollars and some cases millions of dollars, He puts all his men in position to make money with him its never him by his self. So when you see his whole crew including family members with rolex watches and luxurious life style's its because of him. Thats why he's special and thats why everyone calls him the Jwett master. So If you find a Jwett Master in your family or friends do not be disloyal it can also lead to your death.
That boy kush a Jwett Master everytime he catches a play he put me on
My Dawg a Jwett Master everytime he catch a play he put the whole hood on.
I cant go against the Jwett Master he got enough money to kill us ALL.

i was never a jwetter until i met a jwett master.
by JWETT MASTER November 23, 2021
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