Maria Høyvik

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Maria Høyvik elsker nynorsk... det er ikke greit

by kekkekeke May 18, 2022

Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.

boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best

by jadennn1 June 17, 2022

Maria Pizarro

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.

"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

Dirty Maria

A big booty bitch that eats all her friend's ass and kisses herself in the mirror.

Girl: Who is eating my ass?
Girl 2: Probably dirty maria.

by nyamnun January 18, 2023

Maria

Fat-ass bastard who likes hoe'in around with the football team.

real ass beana: Mannnnn that whale they caught in the ocean is such a Maria.

by realassbeaner February 1, 2023

musty maria

thats just your nick name girl deal with it

hey musty maria

by Gayvion March 25, 2023

Maria De los Angeles Martinez

Maria De los Angeles Martinez is an AMAZING WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE! Whenever your around her, you know you'll have a good time. Shes fun, charismatic, and loving! When you have a Maria De los Angeles Martinez in your life, take good care of her!

Boy #1:Dayum... you know Maria,
Boy#2: Which one?
Boy#1: Maria De los Angeles Martinez.
Boy#2 Oh yeah she hella fine!
Boy#1: Frfr

by welovekianoreeves June 11, 2023