Mango

The end of all things, i.e. apocalypse. Typically said when reading or seeing something so stupid you wish for the end of the world just to make it stop.

"Did you see they raised interest rates again? Ugh, gimme mango."

by Original Ginge November 13, 2023

mangoes on deck

When all you want in life are some Trader Joes soft and juicy dried mangoes and your lit ass coworker pulls them out of their desk drawer.

Yo !! I got mangoes on deck!

by mangotangofandango May 14, 2019

space mango

The clitoris. To pleasure a lady, you must find the Space Mango.

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!

by Deathshark August 10, 2018

Mango

A codename for a guy who is tall, blond, and too old for that person.

Dude, check out Mango over there. He's looking real fine today.

by seriouslysirius November 22, 2023

Mango Loco

The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.

“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”

by YourStonerUncle November 23, 2022

Mango

The fruit dutch wants to farm in Tahiti

Dutch: We are going to farm Mangoes in Tahiti!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Mango Mode

When someone does some absolute wild freak ass shit

Did you hear about how Charlie stripped down naked in a gay bar and gave out free blowjobs?

Damn he went mango mode fr

by Dex Dex October 6, 2022