mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

by Nicole February 16, 2004

Mother Head

N. Amazing sex with a milf.

John: You get some of that mother head?
Max: Hell yeah man, she was amazing in the sack.

by canned_laughs May 24, 2016

mother of niggers

(expl.) Also said as "mother of all niggers", can be used to exhibit extreme internal rage when dealing with a situation, mainly easily avoidable mistakes. Synonymous with blurting out "mother fucker!"

Lucio: Why are my teammates dying?
Reinhardt: Because you had the buff aura on instead of the healing one this whole time.
Lucio: MOTHER OF NIGGERS!!!

by SentientDreamer April 24, 2017

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

Mother Trucker

A redneck. Especially one who is obscenely overweight and/or kind of douchy.

Bruce: Ugh, I cannot believe those mother truckers sitting behind us at the restaurant.

Lance: I know! Talking about NASCAR and making gross slupring noises.

by Bronxite April 15, 2009

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

Mother Cunt

a person who's really really a pain in the ass,and so frikkin irritating!Gotta use it when you find no word's to abuse such a person....

John:Dude remember you told me not to take out the new Porsche,well i did and i banged it to a tree!
You:*Seething rage*Why you fucking MOTHER CUNT!!!!!

by Snop_12 November 30, 2010