Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state
Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana
by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020
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montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.
Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!
by Savagelane October 28, 2018
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Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.
by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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Hannah Montana

An amazing tv show where Miley Cyrus plays the lead in. She’s a normal school girl by day but at night she’s a hit pop star. Many people say it’s bad but it’s one of the best ever!!!! Literally my childhood much love for it. The songs in it are bops too!!
One person-Hey have you seen the tv. Show Hannah Montana?

Other person- hell ya it’s my favorite show!!!
by Kshchowi irbnak nrueiqo April 11, 2019
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Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse
A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........
by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020
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