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Mike Tysonized 

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.
1. I punched this guy so hard that he got [Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.
Mike Tysonized by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017
mikeala is a very good friend, is very smart and has an amazing personality. she can be shy at times but when comfortable she shows her true self. mikeala gives great advice and is very supportive. mikeala has trouble finding love but is open to finding someone compatible for her. mikeala is very beautiful and has an amazing sense of humor.
wow she’s gorgeous, she must be a mikeala
mikeala by kylizzle3005 July 12, 2018

Mikefunction

Pronounced: mike-funk-shun

Meaning to not work, never going to work, can not be fixed.
Trump: “How are we going to fix the deficit?”
Obama: “I don’t know Don, I’m pretty sure we are mikefunctioned on that one!”
Mikefunction by Mrs. Cross July 16, 2018
Mike Sara the kind of bloke that would give fuck your mother whilst tossing you dad off, usually accompanied by ODS
Oh god did Davy give your parents a Mike Sara last night?
Mike Sara by Ods November 28, 2018
One of the best people you will ever know. She is awesome. Fucking dirty minded. Hilarious as fuck, you won't be able to get through a conversation with out laughing. She is always their for u. Crazy as hell when she is with her friends, she is more crazier, when she is with her best friends.

She is a beautiful human being. Shs can make everyone smile.
I was hangibg out with mikeala the other day and we were laughing so much i almost fell off the bed.
Mike is a wonderful, cute, amazing person. He will be there when your sad or mad. He opens him self up to people when he had something to say. He usually gets people to laugh easily. He is a funny guy and can make you laugh in a second. Mike would be a great boyfriend and would protect you with his heart and be good in bed.
Mike:I like you

You: Same