Luca

A punk ass bitch. if for example an apple a day keeps the doctor away, one word from Luca today will want to make you die right away. Wants to be big because he is short, he puts on some shorts, but not in the cold.
Wee, Wa, we, waa let’s act like Lucaa.

1. My man Eren Jaeger was only trying to save the world when fucking MIKASA started acting like Luca by protecting him.

2. He neglected his little height until Solène came and made him his night.

by penis glumper 13 November 21, 2021

Luca

A gay, spastic, wanker with a dick smaller than an ant.

That guy is such a Luca

by Search Luca June 22, 2018

Luca

He is a ugly peice of Sh** but hot and very nice in a good way but also a golddigger and he likes toes he sucks on toes yum

His also weird i wouldn't be his friend which means dont go looking for a luca

by JamesIsAHotBOyGoDateAJames August 22, 2022

Luca

A really cool guy, who cares about people before himself and has many friends and likes doing subjects at school and playing video games on xbox he also has interests in girls and likes watching youtube and wants to code games when he grows up and likes to play rugby union.

Luca is so cool i want to be him when i grow up!

by Wally wilter tompson June 1, 2018

Luca

The peak of small dick energy. His cock is 0.2 inches and completely shuts down around women. He most likely still lives with his mom and has a 99% chance of being a homosexual. If you are friends with one I have nothing but pity for you.

Dude, stop being such a Luca.

by LucaHater69 April 23, 2020

Luca

The biggest virgin in existence will only have sex with hookers or prostitutes

Anyone:Luca is a massive adult virgin
Everyone Else:You right

by Epic chad October 12, 2019

Luca

President. This man such a puss he pissed himself at the motherfuckin ScareGrounds. He says he’s a Republican yet there’s proof that he’s a fuckin Joe Biden supporter

Luca gay.

by RyanReeseIsGay69 October 13, 2020