Shit load

A unit of measurment.
Questionably comparable to the size of one's shit.
by Agravi May 02, 2011
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fully loaded

A man who has not experienced an ejaculation for an above average period of time. It is generally agreed that someone with a healthy sexual appetite can be adequately described as 'fully loaded' if they have not jerked off or had sex for a period of two weeks.
- "Christ, did you see the size of that guy's balls in the gym showers?"
- "Yer, he's off to Ibiza next week, someone told me he was going fully loaded."
by The Lazer May 23, 2008
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sex load

Used in lieu of "a lot" or "huge amount".

(Definitely created by Danielle)
Linnea: "Hey Danielle, how many people showed up for the party last weekend?"

Danielle: "A sex load!"
by danielle charming April 27, 2006
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Beave Load

Coined by "The Future" i.e. Jason Ellis. It refers to a female ejaculation. Another nickname for a girl squirting.
You just took a Beave Load to the face!!
by Steve Skelly December 11, 2008
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loaded and corroded

1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.
1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"

2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.
by earpuller October 21, 2007
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load shedded

Euphemism in South Africa for rolling blackouts. "Load shedded" is also used facetiously in South Africa to refer to any device that is currently not on or not working.
"Sorry my left back tail light is not working officer. It is currently being load shedded"

"You won't be able to contact me on my cellphone as my battery is load shedded"

"I can't think right now, my brain is being load shedded!"
by D Love April 15, 2008
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pre-load

sometimes referred to dirt biking, but when your about to ejaculate you use it in terms of coming on womens chests, and also when i try to explain something to daniel in science class
Mike: what the fuck is a pre-load

Dan: i pre-loaded all over your mom's chest
Dan: *pretends to throw his load*
Dan: oh yea

Mike: you fucking faggot
by Mike-Tino June 09, 2009
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