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Steamin' Lincoln

When you take a crap and wipe on a girls chin like a beard
With that steamin' lincoln she was looking all presidential.
by HankChinaski January 21, 2009
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Hairy Lincoln

a five-dollar bill.
'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'

'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'
by turkish revenge January 3, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln Memorial

An Abraham Lincoln Memorial is when two people dig up a grave, person number one puts his/her mouth over the genitals of the deceased, person number two climbs to an elevated platform and then elbow drops the dead body in the stomach forcing all of the fluids in the dead body to rush out of its genitals.
"Breaking news, grave robber pull an Abraham Lincoln Memorial on their dead relatives"
by XxW33k3n5xX July 8, 2017
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It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
by Ace8904 February 4, 2008
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Abe Lincoln

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
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Lincoln-Way West

The orange Lincoln-Way in New Lenox, IL. It's near many corn fields. It is now a four-year high school.
Lincoln-Way West's Principal is Dr. Monica Schmidt.
by NoodleNugget December 14, 2010
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Linux

Linux is one of three major operating sysems (windows,mac, linux)
Linux is Free opposed to the others making pre installed laptops much much cheaper.
Linux also has no known viruses, is much cheaper, works MUCH FASTER and is barely exposed to crashes.
However it involves using other versions of everything such as MSN, Word and excel.
Many debate it bad and many debate it better.
YOU: ew why can't you nudge on msn?!
ME: *rolls eyes* linux version of msn...
by tamara10 February 16, 2009
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